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"Come a day there won’t be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge."

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aislashu:

shyrelock:

Imagine one day coming across vintage fanfiction on your teenager’s phone and recognising it immediately because you wrote the porn your child is trying to hide from you

Imagine the look on their face when you tell them you’re the author. Even worse…imagine having been commenting back and forth with dirty thoughts!

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somelikeitpink:

According to Arwel he laughed so much because the troops seen in the background - they were training. And well everyone knows that they are not allowed to move in a way that they aren’t supposed to. So they all walked past, and you could watch how one after another did a double take and had a hard time not turning their heads to look when they realised who was standing there. So they just kept staring as long as they could out of the corner of their eyes…

somelikeitpink:

According to Arwel he laughed so much because the troops seen in the background - they were training. And well everyone knows that they are not allowed to move in a way that they aren’t supposed to.
So they all walked past, and you could watch how one after another did a double take and had a hard time not turning their heads to look when they realised who was standing there. So they just kept staring as long as they could out of the corner of their eyes…

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roisinlikesbooks:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

YESTERDAY EVENING I WAS WONDERING WHY REMUS LOVED CHOCOLATE SO MUCH WHEN I REALISED

CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS

WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED LOVING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM

just once I want a Lupin headcanon that doesn’t make me want to sent myself on fire

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dinojay:

kitsunecoffee:

bradshawanderson:

 #these dumb videos were as much of my childhood as the real harry potter was

Casual reminder that the cast of the films wanted to do live action reenactments of most of these shorts 

WHY DID THAT NOT HAPPEN.

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cap-o-matic:

seadeepspaceontheside:

AND THE HOOOOMEEE OF THEEEEE BRAAAAVEEE

The star spangled man with a plan.

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thefrogman:

Monte the Maltese [instagram]

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the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

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justlearningasigo:

laughingsquid:

Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful

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"November 19th, 2013,
‘Selfie’ was named the Word of the Year by the Oxford Dictionary
Pseudo-intellectuals everywhere cried about the ‘death of the English language’
Because God forbid modern colloquial speech be recognised as valid.
Time Magazine refers to ‘millenials’ as the ‘me me me generation’
Selfish, all we care about is personal gratification
Lazy, entitled, shallow narcissists.
A picture of a girl taking a selfie on her phone is used for the cover
Because our selfishness can be summed up in the fact that we like how we look enough to document it.
We are consumed, they tell us, with our self image.
Everything is about us.
Me-me-me.
With the addition of every word to the dictionary,
‘Hashtag’. ‘Perf’. ‘Sexting’. ‘Totes’. ‘Selfie’,
The ‘me-me-me’ generation continues to make it all about ourselves,
And we should, they tell us, weep,
We should weep because we are entitled,
Because all we care about are selfies and parties and Instagram,
Because this is the generation that will one day run the world,
And for that, we should weep,
Because all we are is ‘me-me-me’.
Let me tell you something.
Every year, university tuition will be 2.3% more expensive for MY GENERATION,
MY GENERATION reports the highest levels of anxiety and depression than ANY other generation,
15% more of US than YOU will go to university,
But 46% of MY GENERATION won’t find a job until over a year after law school,
MY GENERATION, on average, is $47,628 in debt.
58% of girls in MY GENERATION feels like they are the wrong weight,
95% of people with eating disorders are part of MY GENERATION,
And MY GENERATION has a million dollar industry telling us that we are not good enough,
That we are ugly, lazy, and entitled,
And anything we do to be financially successful,
Or less stressed,
Or beautiful, god dammit,
Is in vain.
So pick up your phone,
Pick your favourite filter,
And take a goddamn selfie.
You deserve it for having to grow up in these times."

My poem, ‘Hashtag Selfie’. (via dingdongyouarewrong)

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momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

image

Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

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furnisium:

the-ackerman-queen:

dci-or-die:

kennythecontra:

houseoflecter:

US National Anthem in minor key.

 Can this be the trailer music for the next dystopian movie?

fucking christ

If our government ever collapsed like in a book or a scary movie I really would love to see this become the national anthem

fucking. unreal.

is nobody gonna talk about how smokin his voice is tho like damn

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You promise not to laugh?

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